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Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

(Source: innocentserpent, via aly-queenofeverything)

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ciggers:

forever

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rneerkat:

what do animals think when they see people dancing

(via stardusttx)

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sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

 im feeling sexually harassed

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3rdquartermoon:

i-wanne-be-your-arabella:

Kurt Cobain was so important


So amazing

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via demons-oh-demons)

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itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via torndaises)